Mean Betty: Kim Kardashian Is Banning Women Visiting Kanye West Backstage!
Kim Kardashian seems to be glued to Kanye West—what will she make him do next?
Oh, kittens. Does this sound like a gal in love to you? Or does it sound like an overly-possessive psycho? Kim Kardashian has now banned women – ALL women – from visiting Kanye West backstage after his concerts. Kanye and Jay-Z are currently rocking out together on the Watch the Throne tour in England and Europe, but – uh oh! – Kimmy and her massive ego have just crashed the party. At least she’s not singing, thankfully!
It was in the UK that Kim delivered the “no women” edict. A source close to Kanye told the Sun, “Kanye has a load of girls he’s friends with. Most are stylists or from the fashion set, but Kim’s not happy about them being alone with him backstage. She sees how well he gets on with girls because of his sensitive side and has decided to rein in the entourage a bit. Kim is trying to put a stop to this as she doesn’t want to look or feel awkward at any point.” Leave it to Kim to make it all about herself.
And how did the oh so manly Kanye react when the Kardashian Kueen put her stiletto-shod foot down? By going along with Kim’s wishes. According to the same source, Kanye’s been pining for Kim for years and won’t do anything to push her away. So, then: If Kim tells Kanye she wants him to wear a chastity belt when they’re apart, will he agree to do it? And how long will it be before Kim is wearing Kanye as a hat?
Bear in mind, too, kittens, that Forbes currently ranks dear Kim as the 7th most influential celeb of 2012. Kanye, on the other hand, earned a lowly number 46th on the same list. Might his association with Kim be a carefully considered bid for fame? If he keeps Kim’s company and goes along with her wacky schemes for a while, he might actually climb up to the mid-twenties by next year! Coincidence? Meanie thinks not!
And, kittens, let’s not forget to take net worth into consideration while we’re at it. Consider that Kim’s ex-hubby, Kris Humphries, is worth a measly $11.5 million dollars. He could have been worth a lot more – but he foolishly didn’t listen to either Kim’s or her momager Kris Jenner’s wise words. Kanye, however, is a different story, with Forbes listing his net worth at $35 million. Unlike Kris Humphries, Kanye been hanging around the Kardashians for years; consequently, Meanie is certain that he’s been drinking their Kool-Aid and knows the drill. The longer he hangs out with Kim, the more influence and money he’ll gather – along with a massive media pressence in the form of photographs and mentions in blogs, websites, newspapers and magazines across the known universe. Now instead of getting press for crazy rants on Twitter or charging almost $6000 for a shoe he supposedly designed, he’ll get press for being Kim’s boyfriend. Who needs other women when you’ve got that?
Gee kittens, what an easy way to become a megastar: Just date a Kardashian!