It might seem too easy for Mean Betty to take aim at that plastic, celebutard, pseudo-Barbie, Heidi Montag. This is precisely why Mean Betty has restrained herself for quite sometime since she last brought her wrath down upon Spencer Pratt’s ex bag of silicone.

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However, the time has come kittens. Heidi needs a good paddling and Mean Betty must bear the responsibility of bending Heidi over her knee to take care of the task. Let’s face it: Heidi will probably like it.

This was a big week for Heidi, and it’s only hump day, pets. First her ex Spencer revealed he has a girl-on-girl sex tape of her doing naughty things to porn star Karissa Shannon. Let Mean Betty get one thing straight-- Karissa is the porn star, but next to Heidi she looks like the carpenter’s dream: flat as a board and easy to screw.

Now Heidi’s running her mouth about how her big fake honeydews are making her feel trapped in her own body. Perhaps this is something she should have thought about before stuffing her chest up to the size of a blimp.