Ah to be young, stupid and famous, kittens. Spencer Pratt makes Mean Betty’s skin crawl every time he opens his mouth. His latest diatribe about how he and his silicone sweetie, Heidi Montag, tried to buy fame is yet another desperate ploy for headlines.

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Spencer told ET the dynamic duo was trying to "buy fame," but now "have no money" and live on a $400 per week allowance from his dad. "We felt the fleetingness of 15 minutes of fame so we were trying to buy, like, … Let's buy fame,” the seemingly brain-dead Spencer said.

"Like if we could eat at this restaurant all the time, maybe we'll get seen with Mel Gibson or these bigger stars. So you know, we knew our positions, so we were having basically to buy into a tax bracket we didn't belong into." Someone might want to tell Spencer what’s been happening with Mel Gibson over the past few months. Being seen in the same room as him isn’t exactly chic anymore, little Spencer.

How does everyone feel about Spencie playing the sympathy card now, pets? Do you really believe they only have $400 a week to live on? How is Heidi going to get her weekly Botox injections? Mean Betty fears an unsightly wrinkle might pop up on her 24-year-old face. If that happens her “acting” career will never flourish, poppets!