Mean Betty: Dina Lohan, No, You Don’t Get a “Do Over!”
After a rambling, bizarre interview on Dr. Phil, Dina Lohan wants a re-match. Unlike daughter Lindsay, though, she probably won’t get one.
Oh, kittens, Meanie is just shaking her head over the latest nonsense from the Lohan clan.
Hot on the heels of a wacky (which, by the way, is putting it kindly) appearance by Dina Lohan on The Dr. Phil Show, Lindsay Lohan had another run in with the law. Whoopsies! Apparently she clipped a pedestrian with after partying at the Dream Hotel in the Big, Proverbial Apple.
Weirdly, though, the accident itself wasn’t as bizarre as Dina’s free-fall interview with Dr. Phil. After the good doctor pointed out Lindsay’s increasingly long list of arrests, Dina quipped, “[If she was] living in New York, five of them would be obsolete.” Um, Dina? No, darling. Just no. Just because you and your spawn are from New York that doesn’t mean you are all granted immunity while you are in it.
If you’ve ever wondered, cringed, or shook your head at Lindsay’s antics, watching Dina with Dr. Phil was an eye-opener. Whilst both Mother Dearest and Darling Daughter vehemently deny using any substances, one glance at the clip below makes you wonder exactly what the two actually share — and It’s certainly not shoes. Lambies, when Dina, who attempted to use the interview to prove that she isn’t the “worst mother in America,” looks at Dr. Phil and says, “You’re in your little tie, your little shoes” as an attempt to side-step his pointed questions, you just know that reality has well and truly left the building.
Kittens, if you’ve kept Lindsay’s erratic behavior in mind, you’ll realize that in a way, she didn’t really have the chance to be any different than she is now. If you grow up with a wacko, you’ll be a wacko. It’s your normal — your baseline behavior, if you will. Indeed, the butler thinks that if Lindsay has been kidnapped by gorillas as a child, she probably would have had a better chance to grow up in way that fit society’s norms!
More clips, more Dina Lohan madness up next!