Mean Betty: Are Things Looking Up for Lindsay Lohan?

Her post-jail interview may be worth $1 million and Kim Kardashian is her new best friend. Jail time could be the best thing that ever happened to LiLo!

-Mean Betty

Yes, pets, Mean Betty has to hates to admit it but, alas, Mean Betty can’t stop reading about the latest Lindsay Lohan spectacle. And you know what? This jail sentence just may be the best thing ever to happen to the bedraggled starlet!

Oh no, no – don’t get Mean Betty wrong, kittens. Mean Betty isn’t talking about a “wake up call” or any of that Dr. Phil nonsense (Where IS Dr. Phil lately, anyway? One would think he’s have released a statement on the LiLo matter!). Mean Betty is pretty sure Lindsay isn’t going to have an epiphany in her jail cell and suddenly transform into the Natalie Portman-style of adult child star (can you see LiLo going vegan?). In fact Mean Betty is pretty sure she’ll take the Paris Hilton route: make a few statements about how humbled/grossed out she is by the whole experience, issue vague threats to descend on Africa, and then continue on her merry way.

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But what a merry way it will be! Why, Mean Betty reads in PopEater.com that LiLo could command a cool million dollars for her big post-jail interview. Poor Paris Hilton had to give it away for free, but now that she broke the ice Mean Betty is sure LiLo will be able to rake it in.

In fact – she better hope she doesn’t get out after a few days – the longer LiLo languishes behind bars, the better!