Mean Betty: Ahh, True Love… Between a 51-Year-Old and a 16-Year-Old

Anyone else creeped out by Doug Hutchinson marrying Courtney Alexis Stodden, who's 16? Anyone?

Mean Betty: Ahh, True Love… Between a 51-Year-Old and a 16-Year-Old

Anyone else creeped out by Doug Hutchinson marrying Courtney Alexis Stodden, who’s 16? Anyone?

-Mean Betty

Doug Hutchinson and Courtney Alexis Stodden

My pets, when Mean Betty was just a wee girl of 16–before she was permanently jaded by the ridiculous world of Hollywood–Meanie’s biggest concerns were getting her driver’s license and hooking up with the captain of the football team on the hood of his car one more time before graduation.

Ahh, those were the days…

Marriage was not even on Mean Betty’s radar back then, as it shouldn’t be for any 16-year-old. Because it’s illegal in most states.

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Unless, of course, you’re aspiring country singer Courtney Alexis Stodden, who will apparently do anything for fame… including marrying a has-been actor who’s 35 years her senior and getting mommy’s legal consent to do so.

Yes, my dear poppets, Ms. Stodden married Doug Hutchinson, 51, (a relatively unknown actor who’s appeared in The Green Mile, Lost, and The X-Files) last month in — wait for it — Las Vegas. But, of course!

Surely this marriage has true love written all over it, right kittens? It doesn’t scream of “I’m taking advantage of you to get into the spotlight” at all.

But in case that isn’t clear, the disturbing happy couple released the following statement through their rep: “We’re aware that our vast age difference is extremely controversial, but we’re very much in love and want to get the message out there that true love can be ageless.”

Ah, the good ol’ “ageless” claim — what a compelling argument. Doesn’t that just completely dissolve the ICK factor of this peculiarly legal union?

All Mean Betty can do at this point is wish these two newlyweds the best… and really, REALLY hope that Courtney is not the type that likes to use the word “daddy” in bed!

XO,

Mean Betty

P.S. Meanie apologizes if that last image made you throw up in your mouth just a little bit.


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0 thoughts on “Mean Betty: Ahh, True Love… Between a 51-Year-Old and a 16-Year-Old

  1. Glamamom says:

    Eeeewwwww.

  2. scooch says:

    Wow, what a sexist article. I mean, really, a 51-year-old pedophile marries a 16-year-old child and all you can do is accuse the GIRL of using him for publicity? No mention whatsoever of HIM manipulating and controlling her and how despicable he is for preying on her? Damn, you have a warped mentality. Won’t be coming back to this site.

  3. Bobbywood says:

    He may be up for a role in the Disney Kids shows and needs a coach or pointers. LOL

  4. K S says:

    You know, scooch has a point. At least Mean isn’t trying to write about the Walmart decision.

  5. ifuaskme2 says:

    wow! viagra sales have just gone up with this one. LOL

  6. myfreetime says:

    This marriage is wrong on so many levels.

  7. Catca says:

    scooch – Mean Betty never said who was using who here – you did. When I read the article, I was thinking about how both of them were using each other for the fame – as they pretty much admit in their press release.

    So is this girl dropping out of high school? Think about it, this guy has to sign for her as her guardian, not her spouse because she is still a minor. Like if she’s sick and can’t go to school, he’ll have to call her out sick. This union should not be legal regardless of parental consent.

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