Matchmaker Betty Hooks Up Jennifer Aniston
Who will be Jen’s new love: Benicio del Toro, Mark Valley, David Gandy, Curtis Stone or Jeffrey Donovan?
-Elisa Mala
As Jennifer Aniston rose to the top of the world, her life seemed like one endless match made in heaven. On the screen, her Friends character, Rachel, romanced Eddie Cahill and Bruce Willis before capturing the heart of David Schwimmer. Behind the scenes, she walked down the aisle with Brad Pitt. But both the series and the marriage dwindled to a finale.
While she’s never even approached train-wreck territory, there’s no denying that things have been off-kilter ever since. Not even her star power could brighten lackluster films like Along Came Polly and Derailed. Her love life? Nothing wrong with Vince Vaughn, but the two never seemed to be on the same page – his everyman vibe clashed with her It-Girl status. Even if she never wants to wear a wedding dress again, her five-year marriage to Brad Pitt suggests that she takes relationships more seriously than John Mayer, who has described his trysts with Jessica Simpson as “sexual napalm.” It has been one mismatch after another.
But for the star that has never fallen, things are beginning to look up. A well-placed cameo on 30 Rock, huge grosses for Marley & Me and a slate of interesting projects are only the beginning. If history repeats itself, the romance will rise alongside the career as long as she starts making some better decision about whom she opens her heart to.
That’s why we took it upon ourselves to choose for her.
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Hello blue eyes … David Gandy
Yes, totally David Gandy!
Benicio for sure!
Benecio doesn’t wash his hands after making pee-pee. Stay away!
Ewww! How do you know that @Yay heels?
Curtis Stone! He’s the best match for Jen. And that saves Benicio for me!
JEFFREY!!!! HELLO! He plays a spy… and is such a great actor.
of those listed.. david gandy. she is like kate hudson – not the best choices made. john mayer twice? i think lance armstrong would work too. i like benecio (woof) and jeffrey donovan (woof woof).
did you know.. jeffrey donovan, his sibling, and mom had to live in their car? now he is all about providing for his family and gives a lot to various charities. finally a nice guy in hollywood. he’s gorgeous, and on the outside too!! =)
I would say Curtis Stone if I didn’t want to keep him all to myself. . . he is a DREAM! All the other guys look a little “slippery.”
She should bed them all and then decide on whose the best, lmao.
LOOK I DONT CARE WHO YOU MARY JUST GET MARRIED SOON CUZ UR ALREADY 40 YEARS OLD AND IF U DONT GET MARRIED ULL DIE ALONE!
Benicio is dating Penelope Cruz. Check your facts.
I think she should stay out of the dating game for a while…
I think Jen and George Clooney, all these guys look slippery to me. George has class, taste, style, a heart and a really great smile. Plus me thinks he’s looking to start a family…