Matchmaker Betty Hooks Up Jennifer Aniston
Who will be Jen’s new love: Benicio del Toro, Mark Valley, David Gandy, Curtis Stone or Jeffrey Donovan?
As Jennifer Aniston rose to the top of the world, her life seemed like one endless match made in heaven. On the screen, her Friends character, Rachel, romanced Eddie Cahill and Bruce Willis before capturing the heart of David Schwimmer. Behind the scenes, she walked down the aisle with Brad Pitt. But both the series and the marriage dwindled to a finale.
While she’s never even approached train-wreck territory, there’s no denying that things have been off-kilter ever since. Not even her star power could brighten lackluster films like Along Came Polly and Derailed. Her love life? Nothing wrong with Vince Vaughn, but the two never seemed to be on the same page – his everyman vibe clashed with her It-Girl status. Even if she never wants to wear a wedding dress again, her five-year marriage to Brad Pitt suggests that she takes relationships more seriously than John Mayer, who has described his trysts with Jessica Simpson as “sexual napalm.” It has been one mismatch after another.
But for the star that has never fallen, things are beginning to look up. A well-placed cameo on 30 Rock, huge grosses for Marley & Me and a slate of interesting projects are only the beginning. If history repeats itself, the romance will rise alongside the career as long as she starts making some better decision about whom she opens her heart to.
That’s why we took it upon ourselves to choose for her.