Love It or Hate It: Elle’s 18th Annual Women In Hollywood Red Carpet Style
Rachel Zoe looked like a wax figure, Abigail Breslin rocked it and Reese Witherspoon accessorized with a lace napkin.
Elle’s Women in Hollywood event was a cross between the “show me your boobs” club and Kate Middleton fashion acolytes. In other words you had sleaze, okay dressy sleeze standing next to demure hemlines and ladylike fashions. If anything, this event showed that Hollywood has yet to learn how to dress.
1. Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston usually looks best when she sticks with her safe, yet boring monochromatic palette of grays, blacks and ivories. While she stuck with it here, the dress is ill-fitting- notice the pooch- and we had no idea that she was a member of the “show us your boobs’ club. Fail!
2. Chelsea Handler
We love Chelsea Handler for her outrageous sense of humor, but oh my god this outfit ages her 30 years. Not only does the skirt give her a pooch (what was it about the pooch that night?) but she looks like she’s channeling Mad Men, but not in a good way. Her saving grace? The classic Lana Jewelry large Flirt hoops in yellow gold.
3. Katherine Heigl
Oh, look another member of the “show us your boobs’ club. You know Katherine, someone once told us that if you see boobs that are perfectly round, they’re fake. Just sayin’. We really do like her Rene Caovilla pewter satin and Swarovski crystal heels.
4. Reese Witherspoon
Yes, boobage was such the trend! We see London, we see France, we see Reese’s bra. And Reese, what’s up with the lace doily?
5. Nicole Richie
Hello Granma! Nicole Richie, sorry, but even Betty White wears more fashionable duds than that thing you’re wearing.
6. Rachel Zoe
We wanna give her an award for Best Imitation of a wax figure. Botox much?
7. Chloe Moretz
This is sad. Chloe’s only 14, we loved her in Kick Ass, but not here. The Calvin Klein number she’s wearing adds 30 years to her. Well, at least we know what she’ll look like when she’s 40!