Supermodel Kate Moss is not a princess and her rocker fiancé, Jamie Hince, definitely isn’t a prince. But, with a guest list that rivals the Oscars and an $800,000 reception; their nuptials are fit for royalty.

So, what exactly does the princess and her frog–umm, fiancée– have planned for today?

According to Styleite, the happy couple spared little expense for their special day. Including a custom-designed wedding gown by John Galliano. I mean, what wedding isn’t complete without a three day reception with A-list guests including Naomi Campbell and Jude Law?

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The circus reception is being held (as we speak) on Kate’s estate in Great Britain. So, it’s just common to build an additional home for guests, right? Of course Kate will be the perfect hostess, but in case she spends more time in the honeymoon suite than the guest house, staff from the Ritz-Carlton will be present to fluff pillows and fill champagne flutes.

 All of the guests will be buzzed with excitement and alcohol since Kate had truckloads (literally) delivered to her mansion. Oh, and after destroying their livers, the guests can fill-up their stomachs with barbecue, vegetarian meals, or Keith Richards’  famous shepherd pie. Yep, that’s right. Along with hiring two chefs, Kate got her hands on recipes from Steve Tyler and others. Let’s hope guests will survive the flood of liquor combined with Tyler’s Thai curry.

 On the agenda for entertainment? Snoop Dogg will be performing his greatest hits and Kate will use her vocals to serenade the guests (or bust their eardrums) with karaoke. Should we call it  Kate-A-Palooza instead of a wedding reception?

It is rumored that the guests will get Oscar-worthy wedding favors goody bags, but after being on the exclusive list for the “biggest party of the year,” the guests will be so drunk, full, and entertained that they’ll definitely be thanking Kate. If they can remember after three days of non-stop partying.

Wonder if Kim Kardashian can top this?

Evette Brown is a regular contributor to BettyConfidential.com.