Nobody does parties quite like Playboy, so naturally, the Playboy Super Bowl Party was the stuff dreams are made of. (Or maybe just the stuff debauchery is made of. Either/or.) The party, which was held last night at the Bud Light Hotel in Indianapolis, IN, followed a “Carnival Mystique” theme—because hey, what do YOU think of when you think of the Super Bowl? A vintage French circus? A Parisian cabaret? Trapeze artists? Well, maybe not, but this is apparently the Hef’s idea of a Super Bowl party, so let’s just roll with it. Frankly, we’re still trying to get over the fact that there’s actually a Bud Light Hotel, let alone that Hugh Hefner threw a carnival-themed Super Bowl party in it.

Anyhoo, the shindig was attended by athletes, celebs, musicians, and (of course) Playmates. Who was there? Well…

Chris Evans, a.k.a. Captain America, for one:

And Shaquille O’Neal, for another:

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Ne-Yo was there—and he performed, too!:

And so, of course, was our favorite hot guy ever, Jon Hamm:

Looks like it was quite a time! I wonder who everyone was rooting for? Or, indeed, whether or not it mattered—because it seems to me that the point of a Playboy party is never the event for which it is ostensibly thrown. The point of a Playboy party is that it’s a Playboy party. The fact that the Super Bowl also happened to be occurring at the same time was merely coincidental.

We still wish we could have gone, though!

Lucia Peters is BettyConfidential’s associate editor.