What’d you get for your last birthday? Whatever it was, it probably can’t compare (financially) to Jessica Simpson’s $15,000 Hermes Birkin bag. Her fiancé, former NFL star Eric Johnson, spoiled his bride-to-be with the exclusive orange bag, which she posted on Twitter for everyone to see (and fume with envy over).

“Life is such a gift. Thank you to all of my family, friends, and fans for all of your birthday wishes and unconditional love. I'm so HAPPY!”

We bet you are!

What we want to know is ... where did Johnson get the cash for Jessica’s birthday swag? Isn’t he, like, unemployed?

Details, details! We can’t wait to see what she gets next year! Does Hermes make ponies?

Kenneth Thapoung is a regular contributor to BettyConfidential.