Hello there, kittens! For some reason this week’s biggest celebrity goofballs seem to come from the ladies side of the dance floor. Help Mean Betty crown this week’s winner … and don’t worry, Mean Betty is sure we’ll have a crop of stupid celebrity men to laugh about next week!

First up,  we have...

Tori Spelling

Oh Mean Betty knows, everyone just LOVES Tori Spelling and her cute little family and Mean Betty is going to get all kinds of hate mail about this … BUT too bad. Really, kittens, the lack of nourishment must be going to Tori's head as she desperately tries to draw attention to her new book, Uncharted TerriTORI. Mean Betty isn’t sure what’s more shocking: that Tori “wolfed down” three (count ‘em! THREE!) slices of pizza at a book signing (thus presumably imbibing her week’s allotment of calories) … OR that she claims to have spoken to the ghost of Farrah Fawcett.

It’s a toss up, no?

Oh wait, you missed that little psychic Farrah Fawcett episode? Apparently it’s all in the book (clearly a real page turner!) but Tori told Out magazine  that with the help of famous “psychic” John Edward, Tori communed with Farrah Fawcett’s ghost, and Farrah gave Tori cryptic messages to pass on to Farrah’s son and Ryan O’Neil.

Um, okay … wonder if she gave Tori any hairstyling tips? Will have to read the book to find out!

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