It's that special time, darlings! Time to crown the Idiot of the Week. Help Mean Betty choose!

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First up:

Emma "Sticky Tape" Watson

Didn't little miss gamine know her tacky double-sided tape would take all the attention away from the Harry Potter premiere?

Yes, Hermione, we have nothing better to talk about! Get a dress that fits, sweetums.

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Or perhaps should it should be...

Jon Gosselin's Advice-Giving Girlfriend

Kittens, Mean Betty WISHES she could make this stuff up. But who needs an imagination when we have the wonderful world of celebrities?

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Tell Mean -- would you take advice from a girlfriend of Jon Gosselin? That is a question aptly posed by CeleBitchy.com, and Mean Betty feels it's one of the more profound questions of the day. According to the National Enquirer, one Ellen Ross has started her own advice column at ellenross.blogspot.com, where presumably the rest of us can get pearls of wisdom from the 24-year-old paragon of intelligence (how else can one refer to a girlfriend of Mr. Gosselin?).

Oh and don't think she's doing it for any reasons other than pure good-heartedness! Ellen says: “I am not looking for any money, fame or profit from this at all.”

Well that's a relief! And here Mean Betty though this was yet another grasp at the spotlight, orchestrated by fame-hungry, deadbeat dad Jon Gosselin.

After all, "sources say" Jon is planning to support himself and his bride-to-be (and, one would presume, his eight children) with the proceeds of his upcoming tell-all! (Mean Betty can hardly wait.)

And finally ...