Another weekend is here, kittens. That means one thing—it’s time to select Mean Betty’s Idiot of the Week. While it’s always a challenge for Mean Betty to narrow down all the nimrods in Tinsel Town to a mere few, that is why Mean Betty gets paid the big bucks. Grey Goose and Gucci isn’t cheap, pets!

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First runner up (and most likely winner)…

Ashton “I Cheated on Demi Moore” Kutcher

Say the words with Mean Betty, darlings… “Demi Moore was cheated on.” The sound of it alone is unnervingly unnatural and wrong. It just goes to show you that for every gorgeous woman out there exists a man that’s tired of having sex with her. If the rumors that Ashton boinked 22-year-old trollop Brittney Jones is true then there really is no hope for any of us ladies.

He should descend to a level lower than Jesse James, but remain a notch above Mel Gibson. This is one of Hollywood’s hottest couples. They’re the pair no one thought would last, but proved everyone wrong by having a seemingly enviable marriage. This news is depressing enough to make Mean Betty go sleep with Brad Pitt. No one’s faithful anyway, kittens. Mean would be doing Angelina Jolie a favor by exposing him before it inevitably happens.

Will this be the beginning of another slew of mistresses coming out against Ashton? Do you think he’ll surpass Tiger Woods in the “Young Skanks Schtooped” department, kittens? Only time will tell.

Second runner up...