Paris Hilton’s new boy toy is super shy, and he “doesn’t crave media attention” … good luck with that one! (I’m Not Obsessed)

American Pie jock Chris Klein got popped for a DUI on Wednesday morning. Did we mention the occasion marked his second offense? Smart. (Socialite Life)

Gary Coleman’s exes are fighting over the late actor’s remains. (PopEater)

Want to make Angelina Jolie’s day? Here’s how! (Just Jared)

Nicole Kidman gets to work with insanely gorgeous Clive Owen? Not fair! (ICYDK)

Elin Nordegren is going after the $80 million mansion she once shared with Tiger. Rawr! (RadarOnline)

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Carolyn French is an assistant editor at BettyConfidential.