Pirates of the Caribbean cutie Orlando Bloom is about to become a daddy! (Us Magazine)

Why does Susan Sarandon’s rumored beau look like a lame version of Jon Gosselin? Yuck. (PopEater)

Russell Brand, clean-shaven, in his underwear … thoughts? (Celebuzz)

Jessica Simpson may join the American Idol gang – if producers can figure out where to put her. (Just Jared)

Christina Milian shows The-Dream what he’s missing in a pair of sexy shredded jeans. (RadarOnline)  

Say what you want about his embarrassing behavior, but there is no denying that Kanye West can freestyle with the best of them! (Complex.com)  

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Carolyn French is an assistant editor at BettyConfidential.