Hot Links! Kim Kardashian’s Car, Master of Disguise!… Or Not

Plus: What your favorite beer says about you to your date, how to seduce Channing Tatum with your eyelashes, and more!

-Lucia Peters

Kim Kardashian has decided she doesn’t want us plebs identifying her custom Rolls Royce… so she removed its license plates. Um, Kimmy? Can we take a moment to point out the many ways in which this is an astonishingly terrible idea? (TheGloss)

In royal news which surprises no one, Kate Middleton’s burlesque-dancing, extremely distant cousin, Katrina Darling, will pose for Playboy. Way to exploit your bizarre family connections. (The Frisky)

Is caffeinated water the new energy drink? Do we even NEED a new energy drink? And isn’t caffeinated water really just tea or coffee minus the flavor? Inquiring minds want to know! (YouBeauty)

Seducing Channing Tatum with your eyelashes: A how-to guide. Plus, feel like Britney while you’re at it! (BeautyBloggingJunkie)

Guess who’s topping the Highest-Paid Celebrities Under 30 list? Hint: The name of one of them begins with “T” and ends with “aylor Swift.” (TresSugar)

Ever wondered what your taste in beer says to a potential date? Well, now you know. Every girl should know what separates a stout person from a pilsner person. (HowAboutWe)

From Robert Downey, Jr. to the cast of Community, celebs are taking over San Diego Comic-Con! Who wants to go star-spotting with us? (The Berry)

This is a very important question: How do you feel about Toms shoes on guys? At least they’re better than Crocs, right? (TheGloss)

Would you feel compelled to spend $52 on a Facebook-inspired makeup palette? How about if it was from YSL? Weigh in here! (The Frisky)