If you’re in dire need of a good chuckle, look no further. Jon Gosselin, the king of pretending to be a good dad, “wants to focus on his parenting skills” in a new book. Will the memoir be about his LACK of skills, or is he really just that delusional? (PopEater)

Like good beer and even better music? Then you’ll want to check out the Heineken Inspire tour this coming weekend! (Complex.com)

David Hasselhoff wants to foxtrot his way back into our hearts on Dancing With the Stars. (Us Magazine)

Who has the hottest manicure ever? Katy Perry! (Hollywood Life)

The Situation is endorsing Devotion Vodka. Boycott, anyone? (The Superficial)

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long asked each other 10 random questions via email, and their amusing answers were featured in BlackBook magazine! (Just Jared)

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Carolyn French is an assistant editor at BettyConfidential.