Jessica Simpson's fashion line is one of the top celebrity fashion lines of all time, and is on track to become a billion-dollar company. Nice work, Jess! (PopEater)

Why did UK Harper's Bazaar force Emily Blunt to skin and wear Cookie Monster? (The Berry)

Christina Applegate is trying to make pregnancy poledancing happen - on FunnyorDie.com, at least. We love this lady! (Evil Beet Gossip)

Where can we get Angelina Jolie's cozy white gown? Every woman should really own a floor-length angora gown. (X17Online)

Jack Black's parenting advice: "Never try to make a happy child happier." Um, what? (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Uh-oh: seasoned hunters say Sarah Palin has no idea what she's doing with a rifle. Cue Palin's impassioned Facebook response in 3, 2... (Newser)

What's the best way to sell a condom? Think along the lines of balloon animals. NSFW, obvs. (Complex)