Hot Links: Gerard Butler, What Are You Thinking?

Plus, Jon Gosselin mucks up once again and Coco gives Kim Kardashian a run for her money.

-Carolyn French

Gerard Butler’s bizarre new flick revolves around a “biker preacher-defender of Sudanese orphans”. And the award for the most random plot line ever goes to… (Just Jared)

If you happen to like male models, then check out Dallas-born hottie Caleb Lane! (Socialite Life)

Diss of the Day: Studio execs have said no to Edward Norton’s desire to reprise his role as The Hulk in The Avengers. We’re sure it has nothing to do with his sourpuss attitude. (Us Magazine)

Jon Gosselin added his latest girlfriend’s name to his giant back tatt, and it isn’t even spelled correctly! (Celebslam)

Gwyneth Paltrow had “really stubborn” baby weight. And it was like, way hard to work off. (PopEater)

Geez, Coco is going to poke some poor fellow’s eyes out with that thing! (The Superficial)

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Carolyn French is an assistant editor at BettyConfidential.