Poppy punk poseur Avril Lavigne may soon be starring on a wretched reality show with her equally annoying BF, Brody Jenner. What is the world coming to? (Celebuzz)

Ryan Reynolds sure makes one hot superhero! (Just Jared)

Gasp! Kanye West has been affected by the recession? You must be joking. (Complex.com)

Eclipse stud Taylor Lautner is allegedly getting back with an ex … and it isn’t Taylor Swift! (Socialite Life)

Comedian Craig Ferguson and his wife Megan Wallace are expecting! We hope the little tike has mad co-hosting skills. (PopEater)

Eww, who wants to read about Kendra Wilkson and Hugh Hefner’s sex life? (I’m Not Obsessed)

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Carolyn French is an assistant editor at BettyConfidential.