Each episode of season two of Jersey Shore keeps getting better and better! Last night's episode was so dramalicious, we didn't realize how fast our heart was racing until the credits rolled. If you didn't catch it, here's what went down:

-Sammi  "Sweetheart" was still uber pissed about the anonymous note her roommates gave her that detailed all of Ronnie's sleazy hookups behind her back.

-Angelina opened her big fat mouth and told Sammi it was Snooki and JWoww who penned the note. She also proved she's a pathological liar by claiming JWoww was talking trash about Pauly D when she clearly wasn't.

-Umm, The Situation hit on a tranny. He had no idea. It was hilarious!

-He also pulled a really d*ck move and took a girl home from the club, slept with her (after making her wait as he made himself a snack), then basically threw her out.

-Nooo!!!!! Snooki and Vinny hooked up! We covered our eyes for that part!

-No00 x 2! Pauly D was so hammered he made out with Angelina in the cab. We hope he was blacked out!

-The situation (haha) got so heated between Sammi and JWoww that they went at each other at the end of the episode in a real cat fight! They were pulling each other's hair, ripping out their mega hoop earrings, and slapping each other with their mega long fingernails! It was epic!

We cannot WAIT until next week's episode, where the cat fight continues, Vinny apparently hooks up with Angelina (girl gets around!) and The Situation undoubtedly hooks up with more grenades. You gotta love it!

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Faye Brennan is assistant editor at BettyConfidential.

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