Have we sunk so low that Teen Bride Courtney Stodden, she who married a guy older than her parents, will have her own reality TV show? Since that’s the case, I’d like to introduce my dog to the producers of Bravo TV’s reality programming. My dog, Sophie has more personality and charm than a teen who drapes her naked body in the American Flag and thinks it’s sexy.

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Alas Bettys, this is real news. Radar Online’s reporting that the 17-year old and her waaay older hubby, Doug Hutchinson has singed a deal with Merv Griffin Entertainment. Their baby show is in the hands of veteran TV producer, Roy Bank.

"The reason we went with Roy is because we feel that he is the man who will be able to place Courtney's show in front of the best network for her," Krista Stodden, Courtney's momager told Radaronline.com. The reality show will give viewers a look into the newlywed's unconventional lifestyle and promises to be no holds barred. "They are going to be very, very open about their lives," Courtney's mom said. "They want everybody to see their life. Nothing is off limits."

Nothing off-limits? Will they hand out barf bags at the premiere?

PJ Gach is Senior Editor: Style + Beauty at BettyConfidential.

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