If you were Charlie Sheen, what would you have dressed up as for Halloween? Would you have dressed as something scary? Something hot? Maybe something resembling an upstanding member of society, given that it’s something that your reputation could probably benefit from right now?

These are all excellent ideas. However, it appears that if you are, in fact, Charlie Sheen, you wouldn’t have dressed up as any of these things. If you were Charlie Sheen, you would have dressed up as… Charlie Sheen.

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That’s right: Everyone’s favorite imploding star went as himself for Halloween. According to TMZ, Charlie had heard a few months ago about an artist in Colorado named Landon Meier. Meier, you see, is known for making incredibly lifelike—and expensive!—Charlie Sheen masks. Charlie contacted Meier and agreed to give the masks his stamp of approval… as long as Meier gave him one of the $3,000 masks for free.

And thus it was that Charlie Sheen acquired the perfect Charlie Sheen costume. Vanity project? Maybe. And yet, somehow… it’s just so Charlie. I wonder if he’ll find a way to work it into his new show, Anger Management?

Lucia Peters is BettyConfidential’s associate editor.