Gwyneth Paltrow's 8 Goofiest GOOP Moments for Her 40th Birthday

In honor of Gwyneth Paltrow's 40th birthday, here are our favorite ridiculous GOOP moments. Happy birthday, Gwynnie!
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s 8 Goofiest GOOP Moments for Her 40th Birthday

In honor of Gwyneth Paltrow’s 40th birthday, here are our favorite ridiculous GOOP moments. Happy birthday, Gwynnie!

-Lucia Peters

Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow is what we like to call Hollywood royalty: Born to famous parents (in this case, director Bruce Paltrow and actress Blythe Danner), she followed in their footsteps and carved out a terrific career for herself with accolades, Oscar wins, and a rock star family (literally). Ain’t that the dream?

And hey, guess what? It’s Gwyneth’s 40th birthday today! In honor of the occasion, we’re going to take a look at one of her most entertaining ventures to date: GOOP. We love you, Gwynnie, but we’re sorry; GOOP is just ridiculous. That said, though, we always enjoy the laughs we get delivered right to our inboxes courtesy of your charmingly out-of-touch “lifestyle” newsletter.

And so we present to you, with love and affection, Gwyneth’s 8 goofiest GOOP moments. Happy birthday, Gwynnie! May you have 40 more years of GOOPy ridiculousness yet to come!

1. The $90 Plain White T-Shirt

Gwyneth Paltrow white t-shirt

Our beloved Mean Betty has already covered this one in depth, but just to rehash: When Gwynnie launched her GOOP store over the summer, she kicked it off with a plain white t-shirt—which sells for a whopping $90. There’s also a $200 pair of jeans to go with it. We can kind of understand the price tag on the jeans—but really? $90 for a plain white t-shirt? Just what the heck kind of person is the GOOP “lifestyle” meant for?

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2. “Spoiled-White-Rich-Girl-Dot-Com”

spoiled white rich girl

Oh, right. THAT kind of person. In one of her more self-aware moments, Gwyneth once referred to GOOP as “spoiled-white-rich-girl-dot-com.” Way to hit the nail right on the head.

Up next: Gwyneth’s summer playlist, a GOOP app, and more!


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