Elin Nordegren had to put up with a lot while she was married to Tiger Woods, but that’s all about to change. Nordegren will get more than half of Woods’ nearly $1 billion fortune. On top of her $750 million settlement, Nordegren will keep their $4.5 million Florida home, along with two pieces of property in Sweden, according to Britain’s The Sun. Woods will keep their $75 million Florida estate, plus an apartment in Los Angeles (because he needs a little place to bring the starlets home!).

Nordegren will get primary custody of the couple’s children, Sam, 3 and Charlie, 1, but the couple will make decisions about the kids together, and Woods will get to seem them often. He will be able to spend time with them each week, for up to half the week.

However, there are two little caveats to this massive settlement. Woods has to keep his harem away from the kids, and Nordegren has to keep her mouth shut forever and ever. The divorce is expected to be finalized later this week, so we’ll never really know what happened that night Woods crashed his Escalade… but at least we don’t have to hear any more about Tiger Woods (for now). (NY Post)

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