Do You Want To Have Sex With Mark Wahlberg Or Christian Bale?
Both ‘The Fighter’ actors are completely boinkable!
-Shari Goldhagen
In The Fighter, Mark Wahlberg, 39, and Christian Bale, 36, play boxing half-brothers with an often-contemptuous relationship in and out of the ring.
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While both boys are plenty yummy, BettyConfidential started wondering which welterweight would win in a different arena . . . the bedroom. Here’s our very scientific breakdown.
Hero Worship
Wahlberg’s sorta played a few hero-ish types—wanna-be football star Vince Papale in Invincible, a video game assassin in Max Payne, an astronaut in Planet of the Apes, and of course his porn star alter ego Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights has probably seemed superman to many. But. . .
The latest actor to don cape and cowl as Batman, Bale definitely has the edge. It’s just so much sexier if your boyfriend flakes on plans because he’s saving Gotham from the Joker’s laughing gas and not because he got drunk with his buddies after work. And he’s got all those great toys—the Batmobile, Batplane, Batvibrator. Plus there are all those injuries to kiss better.
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Definitely Marky Mark. Christian Bale just doesn’t do it for me.
I agree, Mark Wahlberg all the way. Christian Bale is too angry for me.
Threesome!
Christian is cute but I’ll take Mark please. LOL!
Mark Wahlberg, hands down!!!!
eww^! mark wahlberg looks old and ugly id do chrisstian any time. and who cares if hes mad all the time guys are hot like that. and fyi ithink he has an awsome personality even tho i havent met him in person 4rm what i can see i admire him. im like inlove with christian bale
eww^! mark wahlberg looks old and ugly id do chrisstian any time. and who cares if hes mad all the time guys are hot like that. and fyi ithink he has an awsome personality even tho i havent met him in person 4rm what i can see i admire him. im like inlove with christian bale