Charlie Sheen thinks all the media attention on his situation is ridiculous. The actor calls rumors of cocaine balls the size of tennis balls and romps with porn stars all "crap" and suggests the media focus on more important stories.

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“Believe nothing. I will never speak about any of this as long as I'm alive,” but despite that statement, he goes on: “You're all gonna have to keep towing the same redundant line, guessing wrong.” He also notes that “two wars are in an endless state of sorrow” and Egypt is “about burned to the ground,” yet “all you people care about is my bulls**t…?” (Newser)

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