Well hello there, Mr. BettyConfidential! You’re looking especially fine today. Care for a cup of java, or maybe a candlelit dinner for two?

It’s a real crime shame that Rob Lowe is already taken, because damn. Check out those guns!

The 46-year-old stud flaunted his sexiness for the October issue of Men’s Health – much to the delight of straight gals and gay dudes everywhere.

Read Rob Lowe Is a Busy Guy!

What’s perhaps even more impressive than Lowe’s fantastic frame is his commitment to staying sober.

“I’ve been sober for 20 years, but you gotta get your fix some way,” he said. “At a certain point you realize a whole lot of espresso doesn’t do it. That’s why I like helicopter skiing and big-wave surfing. It’s a way for me to keep my edge.”

So he’s no longer into coffee … guess that means dinner is still on the table. Give us a call, sweetness! (Celebitchy)

Carolyn French is an assistant editor at BettyConfidential.