Spencer Pratt wants to be King

First he wanted to be a rapper, then he wanted to be the next Brad Pitt, and now he longs to be King. Is this the Twilight Zone?

Mr. Delusions of Grandeur himself, Spencer Pratt, has told Usmagazine.com that he plans to change his name to "King Spencer Pratt."

"I've decided since there is a Queen of England and a Prince William that there should be a king of America," he matter-of-factly stated. "I nominate myself for that role."

And if that alone didn't cause your skin to crawl, wait ‘til you hear this. The 25-year-old Hills star thinks that wife Heidi is so amazing that he recently dubbed her "the new, modern-day, 2010 Michael Jackson."

Yes, because the no-talent Playboy enthusiast can really be compared to the King of Pop ...

"Michael Jackson's in heaven," Spencer said. "The Holy Spirit now has extra Michael Jackson juice, so boom! For all we know, Heidi gets possessed with some of that Michael Jackson divine spirit."

Where does one even begin?? (Usmagazine.com)

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