It must be crappy celebrity dad month. First Kate Hudson’s estranged father tries to get some publicity for his tell-all book by telling the world Kate refused to see her “dying grandmother.” And now Michael Lohan, the crappiest of all the crappy celebrity dads, has called up RadarOnline.com to confess he tried to pay off Lindsay Lohan’s Betty Ford brawl partner accuser.

You know what, Michael Lohan?

SHUT. UP.

Your constant attempts to get some of your daughter’s spotlight are absolutely revolting. It’s too late now for you to be a real parent to that poor girl -- to provide her with the kind of guidance and support it’s so painfully clear she’s been missing her whole life.

Is it not possible for you to at least leave her in peace and stop trying to profit off of her name?

April Daniels Hussar is BettyConfidential's Executive Editor.