A Real Guy Tells: How To Get Out Of The Dating Rut
Snap out of it! Advice from a real guy to real men and women on how to move on!
-Colby Brin, DateMySingleKid.com
“Your brain is all f-ckin’ discombobulated man…You’re not comfortable in your Larry shell right now. You’ve got to become another motherf-cker right now, Larry. Grow a moustache, man. Grow a goatee, moustache, grow some sideburns. Become another motherf-cker, man. You feel me?”
-Leon, to Larry, after the latter’s wife leaves him, on “Curb Your Enthusiasm”
Whenever I’m suffering through the lonely slings of a breakup, or the confidence-piercing arrows of a dating rut, I think of the quote above. Really, there are only two things that are scientifically proven to nurse a broken or floundering human heart back to peak performance: time, and straight Kentucky bourbon. But when you’re in pain, the watch hands seem to stop in their tracks, and unless you’re confident we’re going to be able to harvest fresh organs in test tubes in the near future, you probably don’t want to throw your liver under the bus just yet. So while you’re waiting out the clock, take up these arms against the sea of sorrow.