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In the March issue of Vogue comedic gem Tina Fey dishes on her fashion show phobia, her hourglass figure and her alleged inability to pull off spaghetti straps.

“I get invited to fashion shows,” the 30 Rock star explains, “but I feel like I’d get busted if I went to them. People would be like, ‘Who you tryin’ to be?’”

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Fey says she’s fully aware of what works - and more importantly what doesn’t work - when it comes to clothing.

“I am a fan of the deep V,” she divulges. “These are the things I learned from my friends who are cutter/drapers: I have an hourglass figure; I do have a waist, but I have full hips and I have decent shoulders. So that V is good for me. Not good on me? Spaghetti straps. It looks like when you tie up a roast before you put it in the oven.”

Hah! Good ol’ Tina Fey. We’d help you pick out the perfect outfit any day. (People)

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