Sharon Osbourne is totally over her breast implants – she calls them “awful,” and she plans to get them removed. But what will she do with them? Breast implants are, after all, terrible things to waste.

“They’re better on his desk than on my chest,” Sharon says. What on earth does she mean?

Why, she’s turning them into paperweights for her husband, of course. What better gift could a woman give her man? Lucky Ozzy will get to see his lovely wife’s breasts every time he sits down at his desk to do work. What man could ask for anything more? (People)

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