Last spring Spencer Pratt’s little sis Stephanie shocked us all with the news that Heidi Montag had caught baby fever mere days after declaring “I do” (for real).

Since then Spencer has tried to keep his new wife happy by purchasing puppies - they currently have two - to no avail.

Running out of ideas and growing more and more desperate each passing day, Spence is now doing the only thing he can think to do: Hands off Heidi.

On Tuesday during a sit-down with the New York Post’s PopWrap, the 26-year-old revealed that he is trying to abstain from sex because he doesn’t trust his wife (Spencer’s worried she will throw out her birth control without telling him).

"I'm not even kidding, my wife – OK, I'm gonna get crass here – but we're barely having sex because I'm scared that she's gonna have a baby," he divulged. "That's the level our marriage is on right now. I'm not even kidding – my wife has me debating cutting off my nuts."

We believe this is exactly why some brilliant so-and-so invented the term TMI. Could Spencer be any more nauseating? (People)

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