Mean Betty's Parenting Tips for Kourtney Kardashian

Some handy advice for the clueless new mom, courtesy of Mean Betty!
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Mean Betty’s Parenting Tips for Kourtney Kardashian

Some handy advice for the clueless new mom, courtesy of Mean Betty!

-Mean Betty

Kourtney Kardashian

Mean Betty was just delighted to hear that Kourtney Kardashian gave birth on Monday to a healthy baby boy. But Mean Betty is a little concerned … after hearing recently that Kourtney, according to her big sister Kim, was looking forward to waiting five years before she had to cook for her baby because she’d be BREASTFEEDING HIM THAT WHOLE TIME … well, let’s just say Mean Betty feels Kourtney might need a few little parenting tips. Because Mean Betty is kind and generous like that.

Here they are –Mean Betty’s Parenting Tips for Kourtney Kardashian:

1. Of course, just in case Kim merely laughed and called E! instead of filling Kourtney in on this little detail, Mean Betty feels it’s important to make sure Kourtney understands first and foremost this little gem: Babies actually eat food! Amazing, right? Your boobs will only suffice for about six months and then, yes, little Mason Dash Disick dear will start to get very cranky. Luckily they have these amazing miniature jars of food already prepared for you. The miracle of modern motherhood!

2. (Of course Kourtney will realize this soon enough, but Mean Betty feels it best to warn her immediately) That baby weight doesn’t magically disappear when the baby arrives. Such a bummer!


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0 thoughts on “Mean Betty's Parenting Tips for Kourtney Kardashian

  1. hope_xo says:

    I love that Mean Betty always says how it is …

  2. khc1114 says:

    that poor baby boy…

  3. Talon says:

    Actually you can exclusively breastfeed for an entire year with zero ill effects to the baby, but yeah after that babies do eat food.

    Of course that only holds true if you yourself eat and drink properly. Your milk will adjust to the baby’s needs as he grows.

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