The octo-mommies Nadya Suleman and Kate Gosselin are certainly keeping busy, Mean Betty will say that! Here’s a quick update in case you’ve lost track of any of their octo-antics.

Octo-Nadya on Oprah!

Yes, the day finally arrived that the copycat Octomom (we all know Kate thought of it first!) sat her sculpted behind down on Oprah’s couch. Well, not actually – she appeared via satellite. But it was the next best thing to couch-time!

Mean Betty is generally used to making fun of Nadya and her baffling actions, but Mean Betty was a bit startled to read that Nadya actually said something that appeared to demonstrate a surprising level of self-awareness and intelligence.

Such as …

“Octomom” is a “carnival attraction.”

Truer words were never spoken!

But, then, thankfully, Mean Betty realized that Nadya didn’t suddenly grow a brain because she was in fact trying to convince Oprah that she, Nadya, is not actually “Octomom.”

???

Rather, Nadya says, Octomom is a fictional character who is “completely the antithesis of who I am as a person.”

Well it’s good to see Nadya hasn’t lost that extreme level of self-delusion! Where would the fun be in that?

Meanwhile, Octo-Nadya assures us all that she feels guilty all the time (good), that she’d never let her kids do a reality show (hahahaha) and that she’s just fine regarding that pesky mortgage problem (right-o).

And speaking of delusion …