Mean Betty’s Celebrity New Year’s Resolutions

From Blake Lively to Tiger Woods; from Octomom to Jon and Kate …Mean Betty gives them resolution help.

-Mean Betty

Happy New Year, darling pets! Since Mean Betty is ever so kind and generous, Moi decided to go ahead and make some New Year’s resolutions on behalf of our dear celebrities. After all, they’re so, so busy – it’s really too much to ask that they make up their own resolutions, don’t you agree?

Without further ado … mean Betty’s Celebrity New Year’s resolutions:

Denise Richards … to milk Charlie’s current fiasco for all it’s worth. Mean Betty hopes to hear a lot more Tweeting and blabbing coming from sweet Denise!

Megan Fox … to play an “ugly” role so we can all take her “seriously.” Maybe she’ll even win an Oscar! (Haha.)

Blake Lively … to get some pants.

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Tiger Woods … to go on Oprah and give us the scoop. And then enter a monastery.