It just gets juicier and juicier, doesn’t it, kittens? Honestly dears, it was surprising enough to find out Tiger was such a naughty boy (moi really didn’t think a golfer would have it in him!) but to find out that he’s so very VERY naughty … goodness! Who would have ever guessed?

        Read 10 Questions About Tiger Woods' Car Crash

Well, Mean Betty just knows we are all dying to get a few answers from this sports hero / Casanova, so here’s a handy list he can refer to … but FIRST Mean Betty would like you dears to take a little poll.

Thank you pets! You know Mean Betty just loves to know what you’re thinking!