Oh darlings, isn’t it just so terribly sad? That mean old Tiger Woods forgot to apologize to all the women he slept with while married to Elin Woods! Isn’t that just a crime? Because if anyone deserves apologies, it’s the women who knowingly screwed around with a married father of two little children. Don’t you agree?

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What’s that you say? Those women are the ones who owe Elin and her children an apology? Why, what kind of crazy logic is that?! Just ask Gloria Allred, Patron Saint of Immoral Women. Allred, speaking on behalf of her client, former porn star Joslyn Jamesm, said: “They [the mistresses] want more from the greatest golfer in the world: a face-to-face “I’m sorry.’”

That’s funny! Mean Betty thought what the mistresses wanted from the greatest golfer in the world was to have sex with him while his wife was home with his children, and perhaps a career boost! Silly Mean Betty!

Vegas cocktail waitress Jamie Jungers called the apology  “crap” while watching it with E! News Ken Baker. (Is the irony lost on you, kittens? Mean Betty trust not.) “He's apologizing to these young kids ... everybody but the women that were involved in the relationships,” Jungers said. “It's hurtful. It's rude. He should have apologized to the people like myself, his mistresses, because we're dealing with a lot of stuff too.”

That is so true! You’re dealing with all kinds of “stuff” now that your secret is out and you’re on TV. It’s funny, isn’t it, how to world works? You make your bed, then you have to sleep in it. It’s really just not fair.

Apparently, Allred alleges that Tiger told her client that she was the only woman in Tiger's life besides his wife. She totally thought she was the only one he was cheating with! What a lying cheat he is!

And, says James, Tiger really pursued her. “Over time, I fell in love with him, and he told me he loved me too.” (Oh wait, just a moment, Mean Betty needs to turn some violin music on …)

She’s not the only mistress to be upset after finding out about the OTHER mistresses. As PopEater.com succinctly puts it, “Mistress #2, Jaimee Grubbs, has also said that she was very upset when she found out about Mistress #1, Rachel Uchitel (not to mention Mistresses 3-14).”

Well, Mean Betty can only offer some words of condolence to these wronged women. Perhaps you’ll get lucky and, like Rachel Uchitel, instead of a public apology, you’ll get a nice TV deal. A girl can always dream.

xo,

Mean Betty