Mean Betty on The Week in Celebrity Sex

From Nicole Kidman to Kristin and Rob, the steamy week in celebrity gossip and sex scandals – Mean Betty style.

-Mean Betty

And what a week it’s been dear kittens! Just in time for the warm and cozy holiday season, we have a week filled with naughtiness from our favorite celebrities.

Nicole Kidman Makes Mean Betty Want to Keep Her Eyes Wide Shut



First, of course, there’s Nicole Kidman’s just plain weird British GQ cover. Tell Mean Betty, pets, is she trying to pull a Rihanna with that bondage gear? Doesn’t she look a bit like a cross between a can-can girl and a severe German schoolmarm mannequin? In the interview, Nicole refused, as always, to dish on her marriage to Tom Cruise (probably something about that in her space alien contract), but she did share with her lucky fans some startling revelations about her kinky sex life:

"My life has been about exploring types of love. I've explored obsession, I've explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I've explored the mundane aspect of marriage and monogamy. But I'm still on that journey."

And what a journey is it, dear.

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Then she baffled us with her description of her marriage to Keith Urban, saying, “It's a very extraordinary, adventurous place to be: incredibly raw, incredibly dangerous, and you're very much out at sea. You're exposed. You could drown."

Well isn’t that just the most romantic thing you’ve ever heard?

Darlings, whatever is she going on about? Keith Urban, with his Little Lord Fauntleroy hairdo and his guitar really doesn’t seem like the stuff of torrid torture, does he? Mean Betty is just trying to imagine a scene in their domestic life at home with Baby … Daddy strumming his guitar placidly while Mama stares off into the middle distance, tapping her riding crop, and thinking dark, angst-filled thoughts about what to cook for dinner …

Is Eddie Cibrian Already Cheating on Leann Rimes? Gasp!



Honestly kittens, one does expect cheaters to be cheaters, but this comes a little soon, doesn’t it? Well, Mean Betty is sure the one person who’s most amused by this little rumor is Leann’s ex, Dean Shermet. What goes around, comes around, Leann, you little all-American cutie-pie!