Mean Betty on Sarah Palin’s Reality Show
Imagining future episodes of “Sarah Palin’s Alaska” – from wolf hunts to dart-throwing.
The moment we’ve all been waiting for is getting closer, darlings! It looks like Discovery is going to be the network to proudly air Sarah Palin’s Alaska – the reality show / documentary she’s putting together with Survivor creator Mark Burnett. Apparently Sarah’s asking price of $1.2 million per episode proved to be too high for A&E … fools! According to the New York Post, “The show will feature the former governor of Alaska, and 2008 vice-presidential candidate, as she shows viewers Alaska’s sights and sounds.”
Alaska’s sights and sounds! Can you stand it? Truly, Mean Betty is beside herself with anticipation. What thrills do the forthcoming episodes hold for us? Mean Betty can’t wait, and surely you can’t either, so Mean Betty came up with some episode suggestions for Mark and Sarah. The tricky part is figuring out how to throw in a little genuine “Alaska” color when all everyone really wants is to watch Sarah Palin. But Mean Betty is up to the task!
Without further ado …
Mean Betty’s Potential Episode Topics for Sarah Palin’s Alaska …
Sarah Palin on a Helicopter Wolf Hunt!
Oh come on, precious kittens. You know this would be ratings bonanza – everyone who loves her will love her even more, and animal rights activists will be beside themselves and draw even more publicity to it. Win-win! (Just make sure the kids are in the other room when it’s time to dress Bulwinkle!)
Sarah Palin and the Locals Get Together to Throw Darts
Oops! How did that big picture of John McCain get in there?!
Sarah Palin Demonstrates the Great Shopping in Alaska …
… by sitting down at her computer and logging on to Saks.com. Just point and click! And at 1.2 million per episode, Sarah can go ahead and splurge on overnight shipping!