Mean Betty on Octomom Plus Jon Gosselin

Octomom's crush on Jon Gosselin ... truly a match made in reality TV heaven!

Mean Betty on Octomom Plus Jon Gosselin

Octomom’s crush on Jon Gosselin … truly a match made in reality TV heaven!

-Mean Betty

Octomom and Jon Gosselin

Oh that little minx, Nadya Suleman! Truly, one does have to wonder if she’s merely some kind of reality TV idiot savant, or if there’s an evil mastermind puppeteer planting ideas in her head … either way, she hit upon a BRILLIANT notion the other day whilst being trailed by a reporter from The enterprising site asked the increasingly attractive mother of fourteen to dispense her pearls of wisdom on the Jon and Kate saga and she replied, amazingly, by confessing that she has a crush on Jon … and then, laughingly, she said, “I think he’s hot!”

Four little words of pure reality show gold!

Can’t you just see it now, pets?  Sort of a Brady Bunch meets I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!  Oh goodness – Mean Betty can just imagine the phone calls between TLC and the company producing the Octomom “documentary.”

Oh, but yes, of course, Nadya might show a little resistance to this notion, as she so sagely said in the same interview: “I don’t think any single mother of any amount of kids should start dating.”

Hmm.  Something tells me with the right incentive we might be able to change her mind, especially since she gave herself a little loophole by tacking on a “when the kids are older” clause.  Perfect!  Every day your children are, technically, “older,” so … perfect, right Nadya?!  (Oh – and quickly, Nadya, while Mean Betty has your attention …are those fake eyelashes you’re wearing?  Love ‘em!  Just what every mom of fourteen needs for a trip to the drugstore or wherever the heck you were going!)

Now … the real and pressing question of course is … who can double date with Kate Gosselin?

Wait!  Perfect!  The creepy jerk Richard Heene, the Balloon Boy dad! Yes, yes Mean Betty knows he’s married but can’t you see it now?  Brady Bunch meets I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here meets … of course … Wife Swap!

 Really, darlings, don’t you think Mean Betty should go into reality TV producing?


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0 thoughts on “Mean Betty on Octomom Plus Jon Gosselin

  1. hope_xo says:

    Hahaha … Brady Bunch crosses I’m a Celebrity, Get me Out of Here!

  2. LookitsCynthia says:

    gross and grosser!

  3. JosieSA says:

    Jon has made a smooth move with Hailey. The thought would probably make Kate use her shooting practice.

  4. sugarandspice says:

    hshshshshs hot mess!

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