Darlings, you know how Mean Betty just hates to spread rumors and innuendo, but … could it be … do you think … perhaps … Padma Lakshmi is, possibly, COMPLETELY OBSESSED WITH HER NAKED BODY?

 Mean Betty isn’t exactly sure what gives Mean Betty that impression…

Yes, pets; here she is again, baring all – much to the delight of the purveyors of Page Six Magazine and, Mean Betty has no doubt, to the eternal agony of her ex, Salman Rushdie.

In the article, Padma blithely states: “I like me better naked.”

Really Padma? Mean Betty never would have guessed!

Alas, no baby bump to show off.

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Mean Betty always has to be reminded exactly why Padma is famous – it’s mainly for being famous, correct? And of course for being so groundbreaking as to both love to be naked AND eat food. Truly that makes her one of a kind in Hollywood, no?

Of course, Padma is also famous for being estranged from her father … Mean Betty is no psychologist (such a shame!), but Mean Betty is fairly certain Padma can rest assured that she manages to catch Daddy’s attention, time and time again, with the site of his unclothed daughter. Mission accomplished!