Dear Pets,

If you don’t hear from Mean Betty tomorrow it’s because the Secret Service has whisked Mean Betty away to locations unknown to be tried and tortured (hopefully not by watching Carnie Wilson’s new reality show!) for revealing what you are about to read. But Mean Betty cannot in good conscience keep this information to herself any longer.

Michelle Obama, our first lady and International Fashion Icon, is none other …

than …

WONDER WOMAN!

See the photographic evidence for yourself!

Her magical bracelets:

Her magical lasso:

Her amazing ability to fly through the air:

Tell Mean Betty, darlings, can there be any other explanation? And … doesn’t it make perfect sense … this accounts for the constant appearance of that wide black belt! It must be some new and modern Wonder Woman crime-fighting accessory!

Adieu dear ones. Mean Betty will, hopefully, be back tomorrow.

xo,

Mean Betty

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