Dumb and Dumber Dumber and Dumb

Really pets – does anyone beside Mean Betty think it’s about time for the men in white suits to come and cart away Michael Lohan? He is quite possibly the most bizarre of all the bizarre characters in the little play we like to call Celebrity Land. (And yes, Mean Betty hates to admit it, but, in his own twisted, pathetic way, Michael Lohan is indeed a celebrity. What can Mean Betty say? The world is a mysterious and wondrous place.)

Now, reports are out that Michael Lohan, not content with his tireless and frantic efforts to completely ruin his daughter’s life, has set his sights on Jon Gosselin. The recording-happy Daddy Lohan has “leaked” tapes of his conversations with Daddy Gosselin that contain many little nuggets from Jon including all the many ways he was apparently conspiring with Michael Lohan to cheat TLC, as well as some lovely personal quips.

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Truly kittens, Michael Lohan is the Richard Nixon of D-List celebs! He must be “secretly” recording every one of his phone calls. God help you if you're Long Island Power and you call to ask about his bill -- you could end up on Radar.com.