Mean Betty on Mean Miley and Mean Martha

There’s a little Mean in all of us – even our darling celebrities!

-Mean Betty

Claws out, pets! A couple of our dear sweet celebrities have gotten a little cranky lately – are they, those poor darlings, trying to steal Mean Betty's act?!

First we have perky little Miley Cyrus who informs us, loftily, that she “doesn’t believe in” the Twilight movies. What’s not to believe, princess? That a soap opera-esque fairytale is stealing your “implied sex only” tween market share away?

It couldn’t be that Miley’s jealous, could it? Don’t worry, Miley – you’re still on top of the pop culture totem pole (for now). And rest assured – no one will ever try to cast you as a vampire, with those adorable little buckteeth of yours.

Miley elaborates: “I don't like vampires … I don't like it. I don't want anything to do with it. I don't like the shirts.”

Well Miley we all know you're not too fond of shirts …



Meanwhile, it has come out that Martha Stewart really, really doesn’t like Rachael Ray. At all. Not in the least, tiniest bit.