Since Jon Gosselin is being set up with Octomom™ on a reality TV show (what did Mean Betty tell you, kittens?) , we need to find someone for Kate, don’t you think, pets? It’s only fair. Oh yes, Mean Betty knows, Kate insists she doesn't want to date at the moment, but when was the last time you believed anything she actually said? "I'm a mom first!" Ha ha ha! Oh Mean Betty loves to giggle.

So … whom should this zesty young MILF date? Who can take her mind off Jon’s daily antics? And, most importantly, who would keep her firmly lodged in the reality TV stratosphere?

Here are a few suggestions from a concerned Meanie …

K-Fed, Pot-Bellied Loser

Kate will feel right at home! Not to mention … wouldn’t you just love to be a fly on the wall in the studio audience when Kate, as the new girlfriend, gets to meet Kevin’s ex-wife?!

Larry Birkhead, Single Dad Extraordinaire

What’s one more little girl to look after? And best of all … they have almost the exact same hair-do! They can swap products and tips!