Well how about that, darlings? Heidi Montag has finally launched her long-sought film career … using every bit of her considerable talent assets:

Mean Betty can tell this is just the first in a long line of stimulating roles – surely it’s only a matter of months before we hear whispers of an Oscar for the young actress!

Read Is It the End for Heidi and Spencer?

Mean Betty can’t tell exactly what her role is, but Heidi did Tweet earlier in the week, “memorizing my script for the feature comedy movie I am filming all next week” -- which must have been a real brain-drain!

Here she appears to be skillfully demonstrating the proper positioning of a can of eponymous hairspray, which surely required much advance preparation.