Mean Betty on Celebs With Beards

The latest victims of facial hair gone wrong. Whatever shall we do?

-Mean Betty

Ghastly news kittens! The beard epidemic is sweeping through our nation’s leading men and shows no signs of stopping. And it’s not the carefully cultivated oh-so-sexy-barely-there-bad-boy-Colin-Farrell-but-not-really-George-Michael-“beard” beard … it’s the full on “I am a Lumberjack and I Don’t Care” beard. The latest casualty is cute little Jason Bateman:

What are you smiling about Jason?! There’s NOTHING TO SMILE ABOUT! No wonder your wife is averting her eyes.

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Who does he think he is, Jon Hamm?